foodtrucker: I like it when people with accents say things
niggermom: im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
bahboh: one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like just rest your eyes get comfy we’re all in this together you are safe here it will be ok
makaracinnamon: bardsplay: me sneakin up on da pussy i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE
mishoverlord: irrationalwitch: pottercolours: friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿ #he’s a keeper
maliciousmelons: yeah, i do push ups
unfollower: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police i live in Cumming don’t talk to me
poopinginschool: interviewer: any special talents? me:
feististics: brokenly: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes but actually, this is my life exactly.
fuckyeahtxtposts: i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
-behindbars: ka-kawgoodsir: takeoffyourpantsandjagket: what if you woke up and you were dating your favorite celebrity and you just were dreaming that you were a fan girl who cried over them all the time how many people am i married to?